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black girl: “white people crazy,yall”
white girl who wasn’t called for: “WOAH WOAH WOAH OK LIKE WHY ARE YOU TARGETING US?! WHY ARE YOU SO RACIST!? LIKE WOW IVE NEVER FELT SO DISCRIMINATED AGAINST! LIKE GOD!”
black girl: “bitch shut the fuck up.”
white girl: “OMFG WHY ARE YOU OVERREACTING!?WHY ARE BLACK GIRLS ALWAYS SO ANGRY! LEARN HOW TO DEAL WITH MY FEELINGS, MMMHMM OK SWEETIE ;)?”
Apparently my director went to see a production of West Side Story a few years ago, and the guy playing Chino forgot his gun before coming out for his final scene. Once it got to the big scene where he is supposed to shoot Tony, he screeched “Poison Boots” and kicked the actor playing Tony until he went down. The girl playing Maria then had to jerk the shoe off of Chino’s foot, and had to do the gunshot scene asking “How many kicks Chino? How many kicks, and one kick left for me”.
There should be a blog dedicated to theatrical urban legends. Like that opening weekend of Dracula where Dracula (still hungover) vomited all over the audience during the first stage direction that everyone has a friend of a friend that worked on the show and was there.
or the one where the bridge never came out for Javert’s suicide and so he just pretended to stab himself and then lay there until the lights went out
my favorite is the one where during the Crucifixion of Christ, the cross broke and Jesus just stood up and no one knew what to do so one of the Roman Soldiers just said “You win this time Jesus.”
I saw this cute girl at a coffee shop sitting all alone and I came up to her and asked her what she was drinking she told me “That’s none of your business” bitch I was trying to be fucking romantic and find love at a coffee shop
Fuck you and your fucking coffee
Black and White painting by Bob Ross
Still looks awesome
bob ross is the most unproblematic of the faves
All he ever wanted was to brighten your day.
WHITE SILENCE = VIOLENCE
Yes
This is how you support black issues white folks👏🏿
somebody throw a kickback for these people
Fuck it, they invited to the cookout
Coffee keeps me alive.
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/Jacket by @hm / Shirt by @uniqlousa / Jeans by @bananarepublic / Boots by @bananarepublic / Coffee by @starbucks/
#menswear #mensfashion #fashion #looks (at Banana Republic)
I wore a lot of denim on a hike and everyone got mad at me.
PC: @elkvinyl
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-Denim jacket by @bananarepublic
-Shirt by @hm
-Jeans by @bananarepublic
-Boots by @magnumbootsusa
#menswear #menstyle #fashion (at Rancho Palos Verdes Hiking Trail)
Casual wall.
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/ Jacket by @levis / Shirt by @blackandbirch / Chinos by @bananarepublic / Boots by @bananarepublic / Sunglasses by @gap /
#menswear #wallfits #looks (at Los Gatos, California)
Bay Area Commuter’s Lookbook.
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/ Jeans by @gap / Socks by @paulevansny / Boots by @bananarepublic / Shirt by @uniqlousa / Jacket by @hm / Watch by @getpebble / Headphones by @koss / Notebook by @moleskine_world /
#menswear #outfitgrid #lookbook (at Los Gatos, California)
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